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PANDA PLUS SEX

Posted on 13 March 2020 by camwon

Greetings from Sabiha Gokcen International Airport! I’m here traveling through the Corona epidemic to meet Carol in Athens, Greece. From there, we will travel back to our ancestral homeland of Tbilisi. Our plans include watching the sunset here, running/cycling the route of the original marathon, and eating cheese. Self care is crucial in in the time of Corona!

Current POV

I like it when constructors incorporate the design of the grid with the theme. And I especially like it when the grid is a cute, smiley panda greeting me when I open the puzzle. Wouldn’t it be funny, though, if the grid looked like today’s, and then turned out to be a theme-less puzzle?

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I liked a lot of the long answers in this puzzle, too. SPIRIT ANIMAL, NEAPOLITAN, BLACK AND WHITE, BOW AND ARROW, NOT ENOUGH, and PESCETARIAN* were all more or less first passers for me! That’s how I managed to set a Friday record of 20:20.

*By the way, what’s the deal with the spelling of PESCETARIAN? I thought it should be PESCATARIAN, but was pretty confident in SEA (“Title setting for a Hemingway novel, with ‘the'”). A quick google tells me that people have argued about its proper spelling on a variety of message boards. So, I suppose that as a staunch descriptivist, I’ll have to accept that it could be either.

The puzzle, though, had a few ugly answers. LEA SALONGA? Who is that? What’s a FEN? I want to name my future robot wife OZMA. HIE means to go quickly? Huh?

Other holdups for me included DORSAL for DISTAL, every variation of ESAS except for the correct one, and a complete blank on the what NSC could be.

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Fen

Well, that’s pretty much all the wisdom I have to impart for today. I want to leave you with this picture. After a cursory amount of research on the internet, it would seem that this how pandas like to make whoopie. Can we rename this position to PANDA style?

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Pretty sure the person next to me saw me google this…
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RINKY-dink Wednesday

Posted on 18 December 2019 by camwon

Some time ago, some writer must have taken several Klonopins and been scanning Pinterest. Then, they found today’s theme’s “musing” in an inspirational meme about editing and in their barbiturate haze, thought it was somehow a suitable basis for a puzzle.

EDITING A DRAFT OF WRITING IS SURELY AN ART FORM? Huh? Okay? Oh! Hark! It can be edited down to EDITING IS AN ART! Wow! Meta!

I finished today in 20:00 with no problems, but it would have been faster if I had realized that the “musing” was not going to include anything fun, clever, witty, or otherwise interesting. WRITING was the last part of it I filled in because I was racking my brain for something–anything–to make this puzzle something more than a CHEESY boost for writers with INFLATED EGOs.

Anyway, it was fun to see LEANN Rimes today in the puzzle. I guess she has continued to have a career in the past 20 years, but this song from my childhood is still what plays in my head when I hear her name:

Seriously! How could a 13 year old sing that way? Check her birth certificate! I’ll spend the rest of my day off of work (Happy Qatar National Day!) checking out the rest of her catalog.

There’s not much else to comment on in today’s puzzle. PANDAs are cute. I want a TACO. WAWA is a guitar accessory, not a 7-Eleven competitor (Google tells me it’s actually spelled “Wah Wah”). It’s good to see Harry Potter referenced in the puzzle, even if it’s the tragic character of DRACO Malfoy.

Gotta run! And I mean that literally. I’ve got a lot of calories to burn before a week of this:

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We need to take some food pictures in Georgia, as I couldn’t find a picture that had my favorite satchmeli: badrijani, Megruli khatchapuri, khinkali, jonjoli, and tsatsivi.

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SAKARTVELO ROSÉS

Posted on 9 December 2019 by camwon

When I was a kid, CRUELLA De Vil was, hands-down, the scariest Disney villain. She easily still is! I mean, she turned puppies into fur coats! I’m fairly positive that they wouldn’t ever be allowed to put that into a children’s movie these days. I’m actually pretty horrified right now thinking about her Dalmatian fur coat. I mean, a puppy jacket?! πŸ™

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Anyway, the puzzle today was not nearly as scary as CRUELLA. I finished under 6 minutes, which is lightning fast for me. I don’t actually think it’s possible for me to finish a full sized puzzle on my phone much faster.

The theme was lacking a bit, as I had to look back over the puzzle afterwards to figure out if there was, in fact, a theme. I might be missing something, but I think the four themed answers are plural noun phrases that comprised of any “PLACE NAME + COLOR” and are 15 letters. That’s it, that’s all.

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Alternative themed clue: Summertime refreshments in the Caucasus

There was some fresh fill though, such as ED HELMS and THE WAVE. ELNINOS isn’t bad, either. I learned about NILS Lofgran and Currier and IVES today.

I missed out on doing the Saturday and Sunday puzzles this week as the ultra proved to require a bit more “recovery” (read: cycles of trying to eat, vomiting, and sleeping) than I expected.

I’m pretty sure that if I had properly trained for the race and taken a few more of the well-known ultra marathon precautions seriously (such as replacing the salt my body was rapidly hemorrhaging around mile 33), I wouldn’t have needed 60 hours to be a functional human again afterwards. But, I will get my crossword streak back in good time and also decide in good time if torturing myself for 12 hours is really the most productive way to spend a Friday.

This is what most of Qatar looks like, I can now attest.

So, stay tuned for some fun/funky/belated Saturday and Sunday commentary! Unless, of course, Carol PERKs up and writes an entry or Bella decides to make her xnerdi.es ALOHA!

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UDDERly Easy!

Posted on 4 December 2019 by camwon

My OTTER title for this entry is “Does Carol Have The BIRDFLU?”

I’m writing this today because Carol has been feeling a bit under the weather the past few days and has forgotten to keep our brand new blog updated! We hope to be reading her little MORELS of crossword wisdom soon.

Today’s puzzle barely gave me any pause at all. It did have a few interesting facts in it, such as Sean Lennon’s middle name and the opening line of THE RAVEN. I love it when destinations I’ve been to, like PRAGUE, are in the puzzle as well as places I need to visit, like RWANDA and PERU. One day I’ll plan trip based on a crossword’s geographical references.

The theme came to me as soon as I made out GOALPOSTS in the southeast. I immediately figured out the rest of the themers and had to go back to suss out MOVING GOALPOSTS. I’ve always heard it as “moving the goalposts”, though I like “Moving Goalposts” as it sounds like it could be the name of the next Faith Hill album.

The only slight hang up I had was initially writing JIM as Tim. Can someone also explain to me how “Step on it!” clues SOLE?

To me, “sole” (rhymes with “guacaMOLE”) means something like “dude” in Samoan (and apparently in other Polynesian languages, too). And speaking of Samoa, everyone should harass an anti-vaxxer today, as the death toll of the horrifying measles outbreak there has reached 52 this week.

Medical professionals have attributed this outbreak to a rise in fear of vaccines that has arisen thanks to Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and an Instagram influencer of Samoan decent named Taylor Winterstein. They capitalized on the tragic deaths of two infants who died after being mistakenly given muscle relaxers instead of MMR vaccines. They have been knowingly spreading lies to Samoans in order to enrich themselves. You can read about it here, but the long and short of it is that Ms. Winterstein and Mr. Kennedy should do the world a favor by digging holes and getting into them.

A second Samoan word in the puzzle today is MOA, which means chicken. Chicken happens to be one-third of my dinner tonight, along with some sweet POTATO ravioli left over from Thanksgiving.

PS- I’ve identified at least two more Samoan words hidden in today’s puzzle! I’ll cook this for anyone who can figure out what they are!

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Keepin’ it RIAL

Posted on 25 November 2019 by camwon
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What a hard puzzle for a Monday! My counter is still running (at 20:00) because I’ve given up finding my error. The NW was my last corner to fill. Does anyone still play bridge? Has anyone under the age of 65 ever abbreviated “numbers” as NOS? I do suspect, though, that I’m in the sweet spot of ages that was able to get NES on the first pass.Β Β 

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Just found my error. Turns out a pun can’t evoke LAUGS. News to me! 21:16. I’m on a crusade to normalize crossword times over 20 minutes (I’m looking at you, crossword Twitter!)


Good to see ELTON, OTIS, and ANI in the puzzle, and CRACK IS WACK made me smile. ATHENS might be the birthplace of democracy, but when will they start cluing WASHINGTONDC as its place of death?Β 


Mini time: :32. I GOOFed up on PLUTO.Β 

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First blog post done! Time to address this SNACK ATTACK!

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